Keebler Elves
33 videos in playlist created December 2018Back in 2018 I fell down the perplexing hole of Keebler commercials. It had already been an established joke that I don't really remember the start of, that I was secretly a huge elf enthusiast. This was just the logical furthest point of a very odd fixation.
Keebler Spring Rainbow Chips Deluxe Commercial 1999 | uploaded by 90s Commercials
The elves also control gay people.
Keebler Chips Deluxe | uploaded by WRFB79
What the hell...
TV Commercials of the '60s: Keebler | uploaded by Robert Cass
Wait, who is THAT dude? And what do you mean, they're baked by little GUYS?
Keebler Club Cracker Ad 2003 | uploaded by 513official4
OK, you can't convince me this one isn't a sex thing.
Keebler Club Crackers Commercial 2001 | uploaded by 513official4
Oh man, this one falls apart towards the end.
Keebler Chocolate Lovers Chips Deluxe 1995 | uploaded by nathanolson
WHAT IS WITH THE PACING ON THIS ONE??
1980's Keebler Tato Skins Commercial | uploaded by Jenna Van Wyler
Why does Ernie Keebler (that's his name, by the way) force them to go on contraptions? It's his sick game.
Keebler Elfin Loaves commercial | uploaded by Internet Lurker
Just like Mom used to make... ONLY SMALLER!
Keebler Krunch Twists - Commercial Classic 1985 | uploaded by Echo6Bravo
Great dog at 0:15.
Keebler Pizzarias | uploaded by retrorocker
This commercial suggests the existence of Grown Up Magic, which only serves to make their elven culture even more worrying.
Taste Test Winners Keebler Wheatables Commercial, 1990 | uploaded by vintagecommercial
Maybe Keebler Wheatables are TOO delicious?
Keebler "Fly Through" | uploaded by ButtercupPictures
Oh I do NOT like these late 2000s commercials. They look so squishy.
1987 - Keebler - E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies | uploaded by RetroTy: The Pulse of Nostalgia
NO COMMENT.
Totally Radical Keebler Pizzarias Pizza Chips Commercial, 1991 | uploaded by vintagecommercial
Oh yeah, I hate these fuckin' kids. I think in the 90s they gave the elves a cast but it's hard for me to keep track of them.
Isabella & Ava Acres - Keebler Cookies Commercial (2010) | uploaded by KidsCommercialsRock
This is just scary. A Keebler Elf could be in MY HOUSE.
Keebler Chips Deluxe cookies commercial | uploaded by Internet Lurker
Lucky I didn't find this one when I was obsessed with animated mailmen (but that's another story)...
1981 Keebler Chips Deluxe cookies commercial. | uploaded by Jason Harder
I'm going to say it. The final few seconds of the announcer sound like he's seducing someone.
1987 Keebler Tato Skins Commercial | uploaded by xntryk1
The less audible the commercial, the scarier it is.
1989 - Keebler - Magic Middles | uploaded by RetroTy: The Pulse of Nostalgia
Why are the Magic Middles specifically so cursed?
Keebler Elfkins Commercial (1991) | uploaded by Andregrindle
There is nothing good I can say.
Keebler elves magic middles cookies commercial | uploaded by Internet Lurker
They have cops in this horrible world.
Keebler Town House Crackers: 80's | uploaded by I Love TV Commercials
JUST ELVEN MAGIC!
Keebler Elves Rich'n Chips Commercial - 80's Vintage Advertisement | uploaded by haikarate4
The side characters are the most perplexing in these.
1974 Keebler Zesta Saltine Crackers Commercial | uploaded by Retro Man
There's a lot wrong with this one. Weird scale. Elf racism?
banjo and kazooie nintendo 64 keebler commercial | uploaded by Cartoon TV Shows, commercials and bumpers
AUUUUUUUUGH
Retro 80's Commercial Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies 1983 | uploaded by Stringer's Stuff
Who the hell is that dude?
Keebler Chacho's Commercial 1993 | uploaded by Betamax King
And... here it is. I literally cannot watch this commercial without laughing so hard I feel sick.
1990's Keebler Mini Middles Commercial | uploaded by Jenna Van Wyler
WORST. THUMBNAIL. EVER.
Keebler Fudge Stripes 1982 | uploaded by Retrontario
Sometimes in these commercials they'd have guest characters - revealing the maddening scale issues. I'm pretty sure an E.L. Fudge cookie fits in the palm of your hand. How big is this race car dude?
Keebler Company Fudge Stripes Cookies 1984 TV Commercial HD | uploaded by FM1156
Fudge Stripes were one of my favorite cookies as a kid. Now I know the elves are fucking them.
Keebler E L Fudge Cookies commercial | uploaded by Peter
This man makes life-sized cookies that look like himself. It's sick.
1979 Keebler Fudge Cookies "The Rookies First Time" TV Commercial | uploaded by ewjxn
The Keebler elves would continue to confound me with their sexual nature. This was the commercial to make me theorize that they actually lived in some sort of polyamorous sex society. First time? Really?
80's Ads: Keebler Swirley Q's | uploaded by PhakeNam
This was the first Keebler commercial to send me into the depths of madness. It was a random video that Lucas had played on a stream where we were watching the 80s Transformers cartoon. This one stuck out to me for having the energy of, well, "Is this someone's fetish?"